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tweettweetdropthebeat:

So Anders goes to my university…. I am losing it.


unstable-biotic:

can we just


dapartybanter:

Nathaniel: You don’t always wear robes, do you?
Anders: Not when I’m naked, I don’t.
Nathaniel: I mean when you run from the Circle. Robes would make you easy to spot.
Anders: So does the big I’m a mage sign, around my neck, haha! I like to make it easy for the Templars.
Nathaniel: Ah, so that’s how it’s going to be.


mahariels:


fyeahanders:

"No wonder they call this the dragon age, the bloody things are everywhere."


phemiec:

"Justice and Anders is filmed in front of a live studio audience."

A silly Odd Couple style buddy comedy theme I wrote for Anders and Justice a while ago. No music, just some snapping, but enjoy anyway. :)

~

Just us

I want it to be just us

two and not three.

I trust you won’t hold it against me

My mind’s co-inhabited, it’s an old habit I’ve got

He gets angry and glows a lot

and I think that It shows that I’m not exactly alone

Cause he’s always at home, inside my dome, in my thoughts

He’s my constant friend

My one companion until the end

But I’d do almost anything (but be a Warden again)

if it could be you and me, just us.

I liked, the way that he’d thwart and smite

So mighty and manly, right?

Who could blame me for what happened next was a fluke

Now he’s planting a nuke

When we met, I thought it a real safe bet

Like adopting a talking pet

To live in my soul

But he walks in my sleep and he hogs the remote control

He’s my constant friend

My one companion until the end

But I’d do almost anything (but join the circle again)

if it could be you and me, just us.

~


waiting4codot:

One Night in Kirkwall
A Parody of “One Night in Bangkok”
Written and Performed by Codot

Varric
Kirkwall, former Slaver City
but the people don’t know that the city’s in pain.
The Worst of the Worst of all Thedas in a
town with everything but free mages.

Time flies, doesn’t seem a minute
Since Amaranthine had the Darkspawn in it.
Tides turn – everything will worsen,
but the Champion’s not some ordinary person.

In Orlais, or Ferelden, or Antiva or – or this place!

Chorus (Anders, Hawke, Zevran, and a wandering Orlesian Eunuch)
One Night in Kirkwall tears your world asunder,
The Hanged Man’s open, but the beer ain’t free,
You’ll find some trouble both above and under,
so get a blessing at the town’s Chantry,
I can feel a Templar sneaking up on me.

Varric
One town’s rather like an another,
When your head’s now holding a price tag brother.

Chorus
Well the mages were in a compromised position,
but no one had expected the Chantry Inquisition.

Varric
Well, to be fair, no one expects the Chantry Inquisition –

Chorus
Blooming Rose so sweet,
Come in for love if you’re walking the High street.

Varric
Come now, you’re talking to a Tethras,
whose every story will leave you breathless.
I like my tales below the waistline, Serah.

Chorus
One night in Kirkwall makes a hard mage Tranquil,
or gets you robbed blind by the Coterie.
Questing alone will only make you thankful,
for all those moments with some company,
because you just pissed off all the Qunari.

Varric
Kirkwall’s gonna be a witness
to the ultimate test of Lyrium fitness.
And things don’t get much better
when the Lyrium turns a little redder.

Thank the Maker I’m only telling the story – unfolding it –

I don’t see you debating
the kind of story I’m illustrating.
I’d let you in, I would excite you,
But Bianca here does not invite you.

So you better go back to your Elves, your Mages, your Deep Roads…

Chorus
One Night in Kirkwall tears your world asunder,
The Hanged Man’s open, but the beer ain’t free,
You’ll find some trouble both above and under,
since I follow Anders’ philosophy,
I still feel the Templars sneaking up on me.

One night in Kirkwall makes a hard mage Tranquil,
or gets you robbed blind by the Coterie.
Questing alone will only make you thankful,
for all those moments with some company,
because you just pissed off all the Qunari.


redliquish:

Anders: Here I always figured you’d be the one coming to spring me from someone’s dungeon. I had it all planned. I’d be in the Gallows, templars all around, holding the brand for the Rite of Tranquility. Then you’d burst in and break my chains. And then it would be all about the best way to show my gratitude.

Hawke: Did it have anything to do with finding another use for those chains?

Tallis: Not to come between you two or anything, but you didn’t actually rescue us. I did.

Anders: It’s the thought that counts.


danaduchy:

I was sorting out DA2 audio files and THIS happened :-D


spazfaec:

  • Anders: You don’t actually think your jokes are funny, do you?
  • Oghren: Could have sworn that fly was buzzing again.
  • Anders: “HAR! Let me tell you about my life in one word!” (Belches)
  • Oghren: “Oh no! Don’t take me back to the tower! I’m far, far too delicate!”
  • Anders: “I’m not only a dwarf, I’m a moron! Listen to me fart!”
  • Oghren: “Oh no, big templar man! What are you going to do with that sword?”
  • Anders: Eww.
  • Oghren: Don’t play with fire unless you want to get burned, son.

___________________

  • Anders: You’re quite the dirty little dwarf, aren’t you?
  • Oghren: And you’re quite the dirty little mage.
  • Anders: I do my best. Still, I’m no ale-swilling mountain of belches like you!
  • Oghren: And I’m no winking, slack-jawed coward like you.
  • Anders: True! We should form a club!

____________________

  • Oghren: What?
  • Anders: What, what?
  • Oghren: You were staring at me, you manskirt-wearing freak.
  • Anders: Oh, I thought you were being attacked by a wild animal. But it was only your beard.
  • Oghren: You think you’re so clever, don’t you? Sparkle-fingers!

_____________________

  • Oghren: So… mage, huh? What’s it like?
  • Anders: To have all this power at my fingertips?
  • Oghren: No. To always have to wear a skirt? (Laughs)
  • Anders: Oh, you don’t know the story behind the robes? You know how strict things are in the Circle, right? Of course you do. Well, the robes make quick trysts in the corner easy. No laces or buttons. You’re done before the templars catch on.
  • Oghren: Really?
  • Anders: Just ask anyone.

vieralynn:

Cullen (when bored): So… do you think Andraste was a virgin? She was the Maker’s bride… what do you think that means?

I’m in the toolset, rummaging through DA:O characters’ random comments such as battle cries, combat taunts, and “bored” comments. Bioware had Greg Ellis record a set of lines for Cullen that do not appear to be used (was Cullen supposed to be a temporary follower?) and the one above is a jewel.

Seems the young, inexperienced templar has a curious sense of humor?  ;D


dapartybanter:

Anders: So, you’re a Howe.
Nathaniel: Do you have a point, mage?
Anders: Hey, I’m fond of the Howes. I’m also fond of the whys, the whos, and the whats.
Nathaniel: How clever.
Anders: Uh, it’s shameful how long it took me to come up with that.


bnaz:

WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO ME FOR TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO KISS

WHAT WENT WRONG IN MY LIFE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

(via iron-bae)


(Source: hippie--shit, via sunset-siren)